Tuesday, June 5, 2007

WHERE DO WE BEGIN

WELL THE LINE HAS BEEN DRAWN IN THE SAND OR WAS IT THE FOAM? IF THESE FUCKERS ARE GOING TO BACKSTAB THERE VERY OWN EVERYONE MIGHT AS WELL KNOW WHO IS HOLDING THE KNIFE RIGHT?

THATS WHERE SURFZORRO COMES IN

STANDING UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY , STANDING UP FOR WHATS RIGHT ,MAKING SURE EVERY ONE GETS A FAIR SHAKE

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINING OF THE UPRISING , IT'S ABOUT TIME TO FIGHT BACK

I GIVE YOU THE FIRST BATCH OF OFFENDERS

CURTIS HASSELGRAVE/FIN GUY/ SELLOUT
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TOM EBERLY/LAZY SHAPER/SELLOUT 2 KNOW TRIPS TO CHINA TO TEACH THEM HOW TO COPY OUR BOARDS, THEN HE TRYS TO SELL YOU A 1500 DOLLAR JOEL TUDOR??Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

BILL BAHNE /FIN GUY SELLOUT/SNORTED AND SMOKED UP ALL HIS PROFITABLE YEARS /TOOK THE EASY ROAD AS INDUSTRY EXPERT AND SELLOUTPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

SAM CODY/AIRBRUSHER/TEACHING CHINEESE HOW TO COMPETE WITH OUR SPRAY JOBS/SELLOUTPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

5 comments:

JP said...

Curtis Hesselgrave doesn't even surf.

gatebate said...

This is totally retarded. You are living in the stone age. EVERYTHING is manufactured in China these days! Why should surfboards be any different? What the fuck did the surfing world ever give these guys for all their years of hard work? A sore back and and empty bank account.

This is why surfboards don't progress. You guys want to keep the industry poor so you can feel "soulfull". Meanwhile there is no money for R&D into better designs or more environmentally friendly materials.

I think whoever wrote this stupid hit-piece is probably a pot-smoking, fish-riding "retro goon" who can't surf anyway. Why don't you get the fuck out of the way of progress for the rest of us?!

I've personally hand shaped more boards than you've ever even seen. It is a suckers game and we've been fucked all along by Clark Foam, the Surfrider Foundation, the Democrats and the clothing giants like Quicksilver, Billabong and O'Neill. -why don't you bitch about where their stuff is made.

p.s. you have probably already owned an Asian board and didn't even know it you racist fuckhead!

Randy said...

Wow.

So, uh... how did the Democrats fuck surfers? And, if the Democrats did, then what did the Republicans do to help surfers?

And how did Surfrider fuck anyone? I guess it really sucks when they...pick up the trash at my beach???

dumolredneck said...

To Gatebate
You miss the point.
Personally I don't have anything against the people of China, the Chinese government is a different story.
These companies are mostly owned by big american corporations who don't care about anything but the bottom line. As far as progress goes, what kind of progress will come from these large companies when all the hand shapers are gone and there is no longer any competition? Will the prices remain competitive? Does big business care about the guys that taught them how to make a board? What happens when I ride one of these boards and decide I'd like a little more entry rocker and perhaps just a little less foam? Can I get them to change that for me? Occasionally I like to log on to BBC's website when I get tired of hearing the fluff poured out over the TV stations, and I am a bit concerned about the speech I caught a while back where a Chinese official stated that they would destroy us economically. The Chinese Government has held back the value of the Yen to keep a competitive edge in manufacturing and at anytime could let it go and the American dollar would sink like a rock.
So maybe you are wise to embrace the Chinese as they are on the verge of destroying us just like they claimed they would. Maybe if your lucky they will let you hang out and lick their boots after they crush the very country that you live in.

Colin Eberly said...

Wow for all the shit zorro talks you think he might have a clue. The lack of respect is so thick.

"TOM EBERLY/LAZY SHAPER/SELLOUT 2 KNOW TRIPS TO CHINA TO TEACH THEM HOW TO COPY OUR BOARDS, THEN HE TRYS TO SELL YOU A 1500 DOLLAR JOEL TUDOR??"

Uhh... what? Copy who's boards? Wait, he took your templates? Oh yeah that's right... nobody wants to copy your lame shit. BTW, he (Tom) doesn't sell Tudor boards moron, the Tudors do. So, if you have complaints about price, give Joel or Joe a call. Joel requested models from Tom, I wonder why he didn't request any from you... hmm?

I would touch on other issues, but I think I've wasted way too much of my time on this already.

I went to China. I had a great fucking time over there. Go crawl back in your cave.